Wii Golf with a 3 year old

(me - a practice swing)
"You have to push A daddy."
(another practice)

"Daddy you have to push A."

"Yes, I know honey, thank you."

"Well, you're not going up to the ball, you have to push A."

(sigh) "Do you remember who taught you how to play this?"

"Yeah."

"Who?"

"Me."

"You taught yourself to play?"

"Yeah, I did it over and over and I figured it out."

(At this point I become deeply concerned that my daughter is just like me.  Ugh...)

Or wait, is it Heather that's stubborn?  Yeah, stubborn genes are maternal.  Sorry ladies, it's science.

Motivational Poster

And I think that's why I find this amusing.

Mom! Look what I learned in Calculus!!

It's surprisingly accurate mathematically. Remember your algebra... Go ahead ladies, try to find a flaw. Math doesn't lie.

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Explains a lot.....

Inappropriate?

We believe our daughter to be the smartest child on the planet. Among the many things she has learned in her almost 20 months of being here? Colors and body parts.

Mommy changed into black stretchy pants. Coupled with an example from dad and new phraseology, she slapped mommy in the butt and said, 'b-yack booty!'

Oh gosh. So many comments come to mind. I....can't.....must....not...

Sorry to pick on you again Justin...

...but this was irresistible. The photo was taken with my Treo, and the camera kinda sux. The real question here is....who hasn't?
GO JUSTIN!!

Is this Justin gone wild?

Even if you don't know Justin, this is still funny. Someone has mixed rock-n-roll, PE ratios, stock valuations and crack. Check it out...

I don't care what his financial advice averages on return. I couldn't ever take him serious.